Tambok kang Baboya Ka!

Bata gani: Kacute sa bata, tambok kaayo
Tigulang gani: Hala katambok. murag baboy.

Do you know how it feels like growing nga permi ka sungogon nga baboy, tambok, baktin, lumba-lumba, coach ni Sakuragi, blah blah blah. I’ve been there.  But as a kid, I did not shed a tear about that, nor did I give a damn about hungering myself to loose those unwanted fats.

Growing up as a fat kid is no fun. Ikaw ang permi hago sa duwa. Labi na if dakop-dakop. Ikaw ang top-of-the-list prey. Ikaw ang singot to the max. Ikaw ang una mo-giveup. Ikaw ang darling of the crowd.

And so, I shift gears and focused sa mga games nga dili ra kaayo vigorous. So nagchess nalng ko. Sometimes scrabble, dama, jackstone, paperdolls.. i mean card games nga pokemon and etc. haha

Naa pa jud koe classmate sa una nga si Erika nga tambok pud raba pero ginabully ko niya everytime magflag retreat singing:

ako ay pilipino ang dugo’y cholesterol

And she is looking at me trying to piss me off.

Meet erika! Friends japon mi. And pagvolleyball ang hisgutan. Sha Na at wala nang iba.!

When I grew older, nagka-cruel pud ang society. Half of it guro. Confused lang kay daghan nagaingon nga love your body, flaunt those curves pero ngano whenever i look around, sa mga posters, sa tv, puros man mga sexy / daut ang sikat? Special mention si Kim Chiu nga daut to the bones. Kung tambok gani ka, comedy jud imong role or something behind someone else. (ahem, jessica soho exception ka, pero di ka excempted sa joke nga jessica baboy, ang matabang narape ika ni Vice)

To make it short, I started losing weight because of personal choice and reasons. And then ang mga tao na pud kay “Nganong nidaot ka?” “Nasakit ka?” “Gamay kag sweldo?” “Mura kag lollipop” “Wangkig“Ga-Drugs ka?” and I was like:

Whatever! Aligator!

In short wala kay dag-anan. People will always discriminate you and will always see your imperfections. Pasagdii nalng na sila if malipay sila nga panganlan kag mga di-mao. If mao nay way para malipay sila and maboost ilang self-confidence then give them that biggest FU! I mean tapos na ang era ni Cinderella ug ni Maria Clara. Ilabas mo na yang Cherry Gil sa imong heart.

Baboy diay ha!? LOL

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